“CNN ran a story last week about this new product that has been developed for our prison system. It is called “Confinement Loaf.” Now what it is it’s, uh, bean by-products compressed into a loaf, which is administered to problem prisoners. Their diet will be a slice of “Confinement Loaf” and a cup of water, and it seems to mellow them out right away. So my question is: How long before “Confinement Loaf” appears in United States High Schools? ”